The God of Panic
The God of Chaos
The God of Spills and Small Breakages
The God of Shame
The God of Inefficiency
The God of Short Circuits
The God of Forgetfulness
The God of Mechanical Accidents
The God of Unfulfilled Longings
The God of Lasting Friendships
The God of Common Sense
The Goddess of Repetition
The Goddess of Dissonance
The Goddess of Indigestion
The Goddess of Economic Miracles
The Goddess of Acceptable Behavior
The Goddess of Blissful Ignorance
The Goddess of Tone Deaf Singers
The Goddess of Beauty Without Love
The Goddess of Healthy Children
The Goddess of Safe Travel
The Goddess of Chance Encounters
The Goddess of Silent Partners
The Goddess of Good Weather
The Goddess of Indecision
The Goddess of Lack of Desire
The Goddess of Missed Connections
They are joined at the lips.
- David Bryne from "Strange Ritual"